Tuesday, November 21, 2006

I've got two words for LJ...Sack it

So the other dumb dildo blog host has decided to prevent me from posting, forever, unless I call my service provider and whine or something. It evidently doubts that I am not spam. Well, here's an error message for YOU, livejournal (no offense any of its users...I shall miss posting on your pages):

Your mom is detected as an openly diseased prostitute (a common source of the clap) so comment access is denied. If you do not believe you are accessing your mom through a transsexual chatroom, please contact your ISP or your mom's pr0n site's tech support to help resolve the problem. You d*ck.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

From the Muck

I last posted on here over two weeks ago. Damned if I'm going to let this blog fall into disrepair.

Allllll right! How's this computer work again...oh yeah. Just grab 'em in the biscuits.

Football! There's some stuff to say but I'll sandbag that for the Iron Grenadiers. Let me say it here, though, as well...

Super Bowl XLI: Bears 46, Patriots 10.

The stupid-ass election is finally over. The company wins as nearly all of its clients win, the face of Congress changes, I nearly snap and kill a vegan for ruining my friday, what with all the pent-up stress over spending 80 hours a week in here down the stretch and sacrificing every other aspect of my life (though I managed to not miss a single airing of Monday Night RAW). A Democratic Congress should be pretty entertaining, and probably beneficial in the long run. As in a free market economy, competition breeds quality. Time for the Dems to prove they've got a better product.

Shawn and Hunter, who, by the way, are saving the business, had some pretty money shenanigans this past Monday, like when Mr. Helmsley is perplexed by Cryme Tyme's ebonics and Mr. Michaels says "I'll handle this...I speak jive." Saving the business. I am quietly building up merch items for my fourth foray into DX consumer prostitution.

Speaking of consumer prostitution, I'm constantly fighting urges to buy a PS2 and both Guitar Hero games. They are very much the real deal, and replayability to the point where I get arthritis and it hurts too much to play. War Pigs? Thunderhorse? Shut up. Get out of my house.

Big things happening with Black Market Dynamite. We played a hawt show with Wavetaster a while back and are looking to do the same in December...either the 8th or the 15th (both are fridays). Some new material and covers coming together, the show's getting some meat on its bones. EDIT: CONFIRMED FOR DECEMBER 8th.

Murderface [in lotus position, chanting]: ...rrrreligionnnllllerrligionnhrrrrmmm...
Skwisgaar: This is dildos. Doesn't he knows there's no such things as religion?
Nathan: You mean you don't believe in God. There is such thing as religion.
Skwisgaar: Then proves it! Show me miracles that religion exists.
Nathan: Well, um...y'know, there's a bible, right there.
Skwisgaar: Well, maybe, I reevaluates.......my life.