So our quest to fight the weirdest and most awkward sounding corporate names for stadiums has taken quite a wrong turn.
The Utah Jazz have long played in teh Delta Center, so named for the airline. That's not really indigenous to Utah, but what is, besides Mormons. However, with their poss merger coming up, they have sold it to a new company. Now the Utah jazz (already quite an oxymoron) play in...
...get ready for this...
EnergySolutions Center.
(Yes, that's one word.)
Not only that, but EnergySolutions is a company whose main task is getting rid of nuclear waste. Yep.
(although I suppose you could say that Utah and those other vast mountain states are prime dumping grounds for such, so maybe it works....)
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THIS RUFFIAN STANDS NO CHANCE!!
yeah so my six years of secondary education the world of media were such a waste if i couldn;t come up with something like this... hilarious
For I own not one, but three Pep Boys franchises in Gibbstown(e), New Jersey!
This, I think, is the best student film ever, although putting the Benny Hill music over the video would have been more effective, I think.
Christ.
Ha... oh the memories...
I recently showed that to my girlfriend, which prompted this exchange:
"Why is he shaving with sunglasses on and talking like the old Strong Bad?"
"Because that's exactly how I wrote it, and Danno, well, he just SOLD it!!"
(i do the hink face while she looks at me with an awkward silence for several minutes)
"....you and you friends are so weird....."
That's how we rollz.
(Yay for Steeltwon! 8-8 wouldn't be so bad after all tehy've been through.)
THAT'S IT!!!!
I'm writing the screenplay for Blood Ocean.
Or, at the very least, I will make sure that all lame sitcoms will now begin with someone holding a dog ripped in half.
"But Dad, he works at a morgue!"
"Heh heh ... Your mom would like him."
(it's funny because she's dead [....probably])
Another ugly sports news note:
So our quest to fight the weirdest and most awkward sounding corporate names for stadiums has taken quite a wrong turn.
The Utah Jazz have long played in teh Delta Center, so named for the airline. That's not really indigenous to Utah, but what is, besides Mormons. However, with their poss merger coming up, they have sold it to a new company. Now the Utah jazz (already quite an oxymoron) play in...
...get ready for this...
EnergySolutions Center.
(Yes, that's one word.)
Not only that, but EnergySolutions is a company whose main task is getting rid of nuclear waste. Yep.
(although I suppose you could say that Utah and those other vast mountain states are prime dumping grounds for such, so maybe it works....)
Yeah, that works.
Hey, how come whenever I try to watch this video, I only get 36 seconds of it before it quits?
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