Friday, October 20, 2006

Week Sebben & Sebben

Ok here we go:

JETS
JOEY HARRINGTON
PHIL KEN SEBBEN
SAN DIEGO
CAROLINA
NEW ENGLAND
MICHAEL VICK WILL LOSE
JAGS
A RUNNING BACK NAMED BELL
NOT ENOUGH MANNING BUT THEY WIN ANYWAY
SEATTLE I GUESS
I WILL NEVER PICK OAKLAND TO WIN. EVEN AGAINST DENNY GREEN.
IT WILL TURN OUT THAT IT WASN'T A HOAX, DALLAS GETS BOMBED, BOTH TEAMS DIE. BUT THE GIANTS WILL HAVE BEEN WINNING WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

Sorry, Zandar, I'm just in a huge hurry and don't have time to carefully write out the team abbreviations in order of away-home and bold the winner. Only stream-of-consciousness picks this week. Good luck.


Murderface: We been talkin', Skwisgaar, and we think this whole production could be a lot more...mmmmmmmmmmmmm, zippy. It just, it needs zazz!
Skwisgaar: [stares]
Murderface: Am I, I mean, I'm right to say that--
Nathan: No. You're right--
Murderface:--right?
Nathan:--to say that. It's just, y'know, you could stand to zazz it up--
Pickles: No offense--
Nathan:--a little more.
Pickles:--Skwisgaar, but I gotta say, this whole thing, it, uh...it lacks zazz.
Toki: [whispering] Well put.
Murderface: Could you just, put it, on the zazz train to--
Toki: Yeah, because--
Murderface:--Zazzville.
Toki:--no offense, but there is absolutely no zazz to be found. Not here, anyway. Not in these--
Nathan: What we're--
Toki:--parts.
Nathan:--trying to say is that there's two different kinds of shows out there. Those with, and those--
Skwisgaar: Will you--
Nathan:--without.
Skwisgaar:--please stop saying "zazz"?
Nathan: Zazz.
Pickles: Zazz.
Skwisgaar: PLEASE stop saying "zazz"!
Pickles: Why don't you let us help you--
Murderface: Yeah, help--
Pickles:--out?
Murderface:--lighten the load, make it more zaaaaa--
Skwisgaar: [shoots daggers from eyes]
Murderface:--aaaaaaaohhhhhYOUknowww...

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's been one of my favorite bits thusfar on there.


I'm VERY sad that Birdman is practically over now. Sure, they have a few episodes left, but without Seben and Reducto, it's over.

(Ha HA!)

1:34 PM  
Blogger leo said...

You had to love how Phil left, answering the question of how much they could get of out of Colbert now that he's busy.... and they didn't really hide it.

I was mad at them for calling it quits, but if they don;t have his two parts, then it makes perfect sense.



BMD needs more zazz.

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Danno, I'm gonna assume you meant:

CAR
NYJ
MIA
JAX
NE
PHI
PIT
SD
DEN
ARZ
SEA
IND
NYG

7:51 PM  
Blogger Face of Spades said...

Yes! Good work.

9:07 AM  
Blogger leo said...

I WANT ASK NEXT QUESTIONS!!

4:51 PM  

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