Week 2 Recap
The 120-hour birthdaython is finally over, and I have barely survived the event. Thanks go out to Pythona for planning such a brilliant party, as well as all the Crimson Guardsmen that turned up. Bonus points go out to Zandar for coming to Bethlehem on two separate occasions in one weekend, and also to Dr. Mindbender for trying to crack the manager's safe at Sheetz. Nobody is buying your crappy lie about looking for the bathroom.
Unforgiven turned out very unexpectedly, with Cena taking the gold and Nitro and the Spirit Squad retaining. The Hell In A Cell absolutely ruled, however. Absolutely. I continue to salivate uncontrollably when faced with consumer products like DX window clings and zipper pulls. When radical Islamists talk about the decadent Great Satan, surely he is talking about D-Generation X. That'd be a good one. Shawn Michaels and Triple H against Osama bin Laden and Mahmoud Ahmedinejad in a tables, ladders, and chairs match.
The Steelers lost to the Jags last night, 9-0 in a trench fight. We were shut out, but at least there's the dubious honor of having been involved in the lowest-scoring Monday night game in NFL history. Go Defense.
Anyway, here's where Team Cobra stands after Week 2 (This week's picks in parentheses):
Zandar: 23-9 (13-3)
FOS: 23-9 (11-5)
Metal-Head: 21-11 (10-6)
Dr. Mindbender: 20-12 (11-5)
And the skin flute masters over at ESPN:
Theismann: 19-11 (10-5)
Salisbury: 20-12 (11-5)
Hoge: 23-9 (13-3)
Jaworski: 20-12 (11-5)
Schlereth: 21-11 (13-3)
Allen: 19-13 (12-4)
Mortensen: 21-11 (14-2)
Golic: 20-12 (11-5)
So here's the aggregate:
Zandar: 23-9 (13-3)
Hoge: 23-9 (13-3)
FOS: 23-9 (11-5)
Mortensen: 21-11 (14-2)
Schlereth: 21-11 (13-3)
Metal-Head: 21-11 (10-6)
Salisbury: 20-12 (11-5)
Dr. Mindbender: 20-12 (11-5)
Jaworski: 20-12 (11-5)
Golic: 20-12 (11-5)
Allen: 19-13 (12-4)
Theismann: 19-11 (10-5)
Unforgiven turned out very unexpectedly, with Cena taking the gold and Nitro and the Spirit Squad retaining. The Hell In A Cell absolutely ruled, however. Absolutely. I continue to salivate uncontrollably when faced with consumer products like DX window clings and zipper pulls. When radical Islamists talk about the decadent Great Satan, surely he is talking about D-Generation X. That'd be a good one. Shawn Michaels and Triple H against Osama bin Laden and Mahmoud Ahmedinejad in a tables, ladders, and chairs match.
The Steelers lost to the Jags last night, 9-0 in a trench fight. We were shut out, but at least there's the dubious honor of having been involved in the lowest-scoring Monday night game in NFL history. Go Defense.
Anyway, here's where Team Cobra stands after Week 2 (This week's picks in parentheses):
Zandar: 23-9 (13-3)
FOS: 23-9 (11-5)
Metal-Head: 21-11 (10-6)
Dr. Mindbender: 20-12 (11-5)
And the skin flute masters over at ESPN:
Theismann: 19-11 (10-5)
Salisbury: 20-12 (11-5)
Hoge: 23-9 (13-3)
Jaworski: 20-12 (11-5)
Schlereth: 21-11 (13-3)
Allen: 19-13 (12-4)
Mortensen: 21-11 (14-2)
Golic: 20-12 (11-5)
So here's the aggregate:
Zandar: 23-9 (13-3)
Hoge: 23-9 (13-3)
FOS: 23-9 (11-5)
Mortensen: 21-11 (14-2)
Schlereth: 21-11 (13-3)
Metal-Head: 21-11 (10-6)
Salisbury: 20-12 (11-5)
Dr. Mindbender: 20-12 (11-5)
Jaworski: 20-12 (11-5)
Golic: 20-12 (11-5)
Allen: 19-13 (12-4)
Theismann: 19-11 (10-5)
posted by Face of Spades at 9:15 AM
2 Comments:
That's no good. My years of preparation in sports journalism are going down the drain to Stev "i'm too cool to care about real sports".
ANd in my fantasy league, out of 16 teams, I am in place number .....
15.
And not by much.
*(slamming head on desk)*
Woah woah! I'm too cool to care about MOST real sports.
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