Crotch Chops on a Plane
Latest news from Zartan in Cameroon: He ate a Black Mamba in a rusted-out crashed 747 fuselage. That's right. He ate a snake on a plane.
The project has a name. The project's first show will be on Saturday, July 29th at the Funhouse. If you want to listen to some previews of the project's work, go here. (Disregard the whole "quadratic" thing.)
Important wrasslin' news:
1. In WWE, DX had yet another field day harrassing McMahon, setting new standards for sophomoric behavior ("freshmanic" as Storm Shadow put it). I was filled with feelings of great joy and crotches were liberally chopped in good measure.
2. Over in ECDub land, Sabu got fined and RVD got suspended for getting into character. More details on Zandar's website. Bad news for ECDub as a whole, which was putting an awful lot of eggs in the Van Dam basket.
3. After spending several days thinking of ways to fill the vacuum left by the suspension of RVD, ECDub recovers lost ground with interest, finding a new top dog and sending ECDub into the worldwide market after Paul Heyman convinces retiring French striker Zinedine Zidane to join the stable. Footage of this brilliant heel-turn can be found on Zandar's or Major Bludd's pages.
P. P. S. Just kidding about Zartan, but he really did eat a Black Mamba that his host family had caught in the garden.
The project has a name. The project's first show will be on Saturday, July 29th at the Funhouse. If you want to listen to some previews of the project's work, go here. (Disregard the whole "quadratic" thing.)Important wrasslin' news:
1. In WWE, DX had yet another field day harrassing McMahon, setting new standards for sophomoric behavior ("freshmanic" as Storm Shadow put it). I was filled with feelings of great joy and crotches were liberally chopped in good measure.2. Over in ECDub land, Sabu got fined and RVD got suspended for getting into character. More details on Zandar's website. Bad news for ECDub as a whole, which was putting an awful lot of eggs in the Van Dam basket.
3. After spending several days thinking of ways to fill the vacuum left by the suspension of RVD, ECDub recovers lost ground with interest, finding a new top dog and sending ECDub into the worldwide market after Paul Heyman convinces retiring French striker Zinedine Zidane to join the stable. Footage of this brilliant heel-turn can be found on Zandar's or Major Bludd's pages.
P. P. S. Just kidding about Zartan, but he really did eat a Black Mamba that his host family had caught in the garden.
posted by Face of Spades at 12:54 PM
6 Comments:
I really wanted to be there when it happened, to see your face, to see the le tired's faces, and to witness the overall chaos. What a douchebag. viva Italia.
Poss running joke of retreakend: horrible, Kavan-level puns at Zidane's expense. Example: Zinedane Zidane sure knows how to get ahead in soccer! And so forth. You knwo you want to join in.
Post Partum Power Peener Slap.
Dude, is Snakes on a Plane out yet? I NEED to see that shit.
Chubbles, I shouldn't have to tell you this (because I live in a place so devoid of any sort of rational pop consumer sensibilities that it's prefectly acceptable for big black taxi drivers to sing along to the same Celine Dion song on repeat for 15 minutes), but Snakes on a Plane is a cancer on film.
Also, today I watched a monkey masturbate and then lick his hand. All I could think was that he and I share a great-great-ancestor about 16 million years old.
While I'm here...
There's a billboard on the road to Mbalmayo that says in big letters, "The nation needs AIDS" and then in way-too-small letters below "-free men and women."
There was a pool at the zoo today and a bunch of locals were playing in it. I turned to a Peace Corps dude and said, "Look--real Africans. I've seen them in the wild, though."
I got into a taxi the other day, and my friend Lee, who happened to already be in it, turned to the lady next to him, pointed at me and whispered, "Le blanc!"
My co-stagiere Kirk got this question from his mom: Is your host family black?"
That's all for now...
Here are some links that I believe will be interested
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