Drive-by shooting, pitchfork in the face
hors d'oeuvre...
BECK TILL YOU SMASH promises to be quite an interesting and drunkenly violent meeting of the region's top Beck fans. I have much work to do on my Smash skills, though.
Spain over Ukraine, 4-0. Quite a different start than usual for the national squad. I love the historical animosities that occasionally see embodiment on the "football pitch", for example, Spain v. Tunisia or Saudi Arabia will rehash the Moorish invasion...Will Saladin prevail, or El Cid? Germany v. Poland is happening right now. Algerhiss. I have a going tiff with an Englishman pal about the Armada...Spain v. England will result in some bloodshed. And a lot of drinking. Probably won't happen, though. I think they'll end up in opposite brackets.
My best and worst thoughts are simultaneously with Big Ben. You idiot, you idiot, you idiot. Please get well soon. Maybe having a permanently disfigured face will be good for him, though. It will give him a new mystique: no longer the pretty lil' wonderkind, he will become the hellish mutant pirate marauder with a tormented past and unlimited, steely nerves.
BECK TILL YOU SMASH promises to be quite an interesting and drunkenly violent meeting of the region's top Beck fans. I have much work to do on my Smash skills, though.
Spain over Ukraine, 4-0. Quite a different start than usual for the national squad. I love the historical animosities that occasionally see embodiment on the "football pitch", for example, Spain v. Tunisia or Saudi Arabia will rehash the Moorish invasion...Will Saladin prevail, or El Cid? Germany v. Poland is happening right now. Algerhiss. I have a going tiff with an Englishman pal about the Armada...Spain v. England will result in some bloodshed. And a lot of drinking. Probably won't happen, though. I think they'll end up in opposite brackets.
My best and worst thoughts are simultaneously with Big Ben. You idiot, you idiot, you idiot. Please get well soon. Maybe having a permanently disfigured face will be good for him, though. It will give him a new mystique: no longer the pretty lil' wonderkind, he will become the hellish mutant pirate marauder with a tormented past and unlimited, steely nerves.
posted by Face of Spades at 3:16 PM
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After viewing Raw last night, have you gotten to the video?
Now it looks better for Benny. I think he's going to be okay, mutant looking or not. And how 'bout those Spainiards? I was gonna remind you to cheer you up in this time of angst, but I see you already saw that. Maybe they'll put it together this year.
Fun way to die around here: walk into a bar, as my freind did, and shout "MEXICO IS OVERRATED! CAMPOS WAS A PUSSY!"
Oh, and you ought to be happy to see France struggling. Very happy...
Zandar - I am scheduled to watch Raw and ECDub this very evening.
Metalhead - Holy crap. I hope it was a bar in the three-one-oh.
That other guy is buying me a pair of tickets for E6 today.
Beck Till You Smash is not going to be this weekend. Parents kind of harshed my long trip situation since not only am I unemployed, I am poor. So it wont be until I get a job and can rub that in their face. However, I am frantically working on that this weekend.
Sorry broseph. This will give you time to work on yer skills and your list, however. My list needs much change and addition anyway.
In addition, Benny is retarded. However, yes, I insist he look more like some of the old Steelers teamates of your with missing teeth and the whole lot. If any team needs ugly, disfigured members in it, its the mutha fuckin Steelers.
Oh man, that e6 show just keeps getting better. Does anyone have a list of all the compatriots we will be seeing there?
Did someone say E6 was touring again?
Ok, Zandaroo, that was about the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. My favorite shot was Mr. Helmsley doing the parallel chop whilst Mr. Michaels hopped across the foreground doing the cross. Forever branded in my memory.
The press conference was likewise brilliant. Best wet willy ever. I have missed those two.
And, ECDub was pritty bayud. The ZOMBIE??? You can't do this in front of the pre-Smackdown crowd at the Enormodome. They need to sell 5000 tickets only per show and tape it in venues like the Madison Slaughterhouse. Otherwise it's gonna go the same route as XFL.
I've always wanted to have, like, some shit like Capture the Flag, or Paintball, in the meatpacking plant - it's the perfect enviroment. Lots of places to hide, plenty of opportunities to mangle limbs and sever torsos...Come to think of it, it would also be a pretty fucking good locale for the next SAW movie...
La Cupa Mandial es filette...
...yes
FRANCE - SPAIN!!!
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITON!!!!
How long have you been waiting for this???
I expect drunken calls, arrests, and more debauchery from you pronto. If you don't get into at least one figth this week, I'll be disappointed. (Though finding a Frenchman to batttle may prove difficult.)
Danno,
You are on my living room floor conquering the world from junior right now. I just wanted to say that after having total dominion of the world, that you should look to get a heartland dictatorship. A real, salt of the earth, melon dictatorship. Napoleon Bonapart, Adolph Hitlor. A melon dictatorship...and if you can't get that, then find someone else and change them.
Here are some links that I believe will be interested
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