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BREAK IT DOWN!
A buttload of booyah and crotch chopping, that's what this weekend was.
Donated my JBLs to Sokols. Expect the speakers to no longer crackle when anybody plays 6703 or 6706.
Bussed down to Philly on Saturday, wandered around South Street and finalized my Beck top 100 over an iced coffee at Starbuck's. Major Bludd picked me and some South Street Souvlaki up in a flawlessly executed tactical op and we lollygagged around till Zandar got off of work, and the bloodbath began amid (what else) a case of Beck's and a bottle of Basil Hayden. For those of you not familiar with the rules, we take turns reading off our top 100 Beck songs, and whenever a dispute arises over song placement, we settle it with a round of Super Smash Bros. that is approximately as long as the song in question, which we listen to during the fracas.
My List:
100. Flavor (John Spencer's song featuring Beck)
99. Earthquake Weather
98. Motherf*ker
97. Black Balloon
96. Whiskey-Faced Radioactive Blow-dryin' Lady (or something)
95. Ozzy
94. Special People
93. Diamond Bollocks (I know. I know. Shut up whatever suck it.)
92. Satan Was Way Cool
91. Scarecrow
90. Tough Fuckin' Shit
89. Sing It Again
88. Atmospheric Conditions
87. No Money No Honey
86. Whiskeyclone Hotel City 1997
85. Tasergun
84. Steve Threw Up
83. Bottle of Blues
82. Puttin' It Down
81. See Water
80. Forcefield
79. Rental Car
78. Tropicalia
77. Farewell Ride
76. Salt In The Wound
75. Clap Hands
74. Fume
73. Pink Noise (Rock Me Amadeus)
72. CHAIN REACTION
71. Mixed Bizness
70. Girl
69. Runners Dial Zero
68. He's A Mighty Good Leader
67. One Foot In The Grave
66. Bogusflow
65. SA-5
64. Burro
63. Que Onda Guero
62. Sexx Laws
61. Sunday Sun
60. Cancelled Check
59. Truckdrivin' Neighbors Downstairs
58. The Cut 1/2 Blues
57. Clock
56. Brother
55. Send A Message To Her
54. Emergency Exit
53. Fuckin' With My Head
52. Black Tambourine
51. Broken Train
50. Diskobox
49. Lord Only Knows
48. I Get Lonesome
47. Asshole
46. Thunderpeel
45. Pay No Mind
44. Blah Blah Blah Blah
43. Today Has Been A Fucked Up Day
42. Leave Me On The Moon
41. Lazy Flies
40. Paper Tiger
39. Oh Maria
38. Devil's Haircut
37. Jackass
36. Burnt Orange Peel
35. Hell Yes
34. Cyanide Breathmint
33. Baby (Static)
32. Halo of Gold
31. Deadweight
30. E-Pro
29. Hollywood Freaks
28. The Golden Age
27. Cold Brains
26. Sissyneck
25. High 5 (Rock the Catskills)
24. Beercan
23. Hollow Log
22. Heartland Feelings
21. Corvette Bummer
20. Feather In Your Cap
19. Arabian Nights
18. Go It Alone
17. Missing
16. Outcome
15. Satan Gave Me A Taco
14. Little Drum Machine Boy
13. Electric Music and the Summer People
12. Debra
11. Guess I'm Doing Fine
10. The New Pollution
9. Novacaine
8. Nobody's Fault But My Own
7. Cold Ass Fashion
6. Soul Suckin' Jerk
5. Hotwax
4. Nicotine & Gravy
3. Where It's At
2. Loser
1. MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
Cap'n's Log (List owner, song disputed, place, winners marked in bold):
Major Bludd - Corvette Bummer - 100 - Handicap vs. FOS
Zandar - E-Pro - 100 - Handicap vs. Zandar
FOS - Earthquake Weather - 99 - Handicap vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Sing It Again - 99 - Zandar vs. Major Bludd
Zandar - Chain Reaction - 98 - Handicap vs. Zandar
(After this point, we tweaked the handicap rules to be a bit less advantageous to the underdog)
Major Bludd - Truckdrivin' Neighbors Downstairs - 97 - Major Bludd vs. FOS
Zandar - Go It Alone - 97 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Major Bludd - Leave Me On The Moon - 96 - FOS vs. Major Bludd
FOS - Diamond Bollocks - 93 - Handicap vs. FOS
Zandar - High 5 (Rock the Catskills) - 93 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Major Bludd - Milk & Honey - 91 - Major Bludd vs. Zandar
Major Bludd - Oh Maria - 90 - Handicap vs. Major Bludd
Zandar - Beercan - 90 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar, defending the honor of Sing It Again (89 on FOS's list), is retroactively challenged by FOS to answer for his low placement of Truckdrivin' Neighbors Downstairs (88 on Zandar's list). This is resolved by a five-minute round during which both songs are played on repeat simultaneously. Results = glorious, and Zandar wins the match.
FOS - Whiskeyclone Hotel City 1997 - 86 - Handicap vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Midnite Vultures - 84 - Major Bludd vs. Zandar
FOS - Bottle of Blues - 83 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar - Broken Train - 82 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar - Fuckin' With My Head - 81 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Major Bludd - Sleeping Bag - 79 - Zandar vs. Major Bludd
FOS - Tropicalia - 78 - Handicap vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Heartland Feelings - 78 - Major Bludd vs. FOS
Zandar - Nitemare Hippie Girl - 80 - Zandar vs. Major Bludd vs. FOS
Zandar - Dead Melodies - 78 - Zandar vs. Major Bludd vs. FOS
FOS - Farewell Ride - 77 - FOS vs. Major Bludd
Major Bludd - Diskobox - 77 - Handicap vs. FOS
Zandar - We Live Again - 77 - Zandar vs. Major Bludd
Major Bludd - Cold Brains - 76 - Handicap vs. Major Bludd
Major Bludd - Brother - 69 - Major Bludd vs. Zandar vs. FOS
Zandar - Missing - 67 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar - New Pollution - 66 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar - Satan Gave Me A Taco - 64 - Zandar vs. FOS
Zandar - Cold Ass Fashion - 63 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar - Sissyneck - 60 - Zandar vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Electric Music and the Summer People - 59 - FOS vs. Major Bludd
Zandar - Lost Cause - 59 - Zandar vs. Major Bludd vs. FOS
FOS - Black Tambourine - 52 - Handicap vs. Major Bludd
FOS - Lord Only Knows - 49 - Handicap vs. FOS
FOS - Lazy Flies - 41 - Zandar vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Where It's At - 40 - Handicap vs. Major Bludd
FOS - Devil's Haircut - 38 - Handicap vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Hotwax - 38 - FOS vs. Major Bludd
FOS - Hell Yes - 35 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar - MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack - 34 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Major Bludd - Soul Suckin' Jerk - 32 - Handicap vs. Major Bludd
FOS - Hollywood Freaks - 29 - Handicap vs. FOS
Zandar - Hotwax - 28 - Zandar vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Loser - 23 - Handicap vs. Major Bludd
The last battle of the evening happens as a result of Major Bludd challenging FOS's placement of Debra at #12. FOS retroactively challenges Major Bludd's placement of Nicotine and Gravy, which is around #17 or something like that. Zandar jumps into the fight on Major Bludd's side, and again, the match is played while both songs played simultaneously. The results are even better than the first mash-up and FOS wins the match.
And then, uh, heh heh. Dr. Mindbender picked me up and we went back to B-town to listen to the new Quadragency Dynamite demos and jam out some, which we did despite the efforts of ALL THE BUSES to stymie our designs. And THEN...
We were joined by Pythona, Storm Shadow, and some others for the Vengeance PPV. Once it finally got ordered, it was pretty decent. The best match, pound for pound, was Nitro-Benjamin-Carlito, but of course, for me, it was really just all building up to the last event. It was all I hoped it would be. Shawn Michaels looked pretty damn good for a guy rumored to be asking for a "lighter schedule". I sported a new D-Generation X tee and we got some custom green-n-black shots made. And now, one X for each crotch chop that occurred this weekend:
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(Rough Approximation)
Metal-Head Retreat Weekend is approaching. Christ.
A buttload of booyah and crotch chopping, that's what this weekend was.
Donated my JBLs to Sokols. Expect the speakers to no longer crackle when anybody plays 6703 or 6706.
Bussed down to Philly on Saturday, wandered around South Street and finalized my Beck top 100 over an iced coffee at Starbuck's. Major Bludd picked me and some South Street Souvlaki up in a flawlessly executed tactical op and we lollygagged around till Zandar got off of work, and the bloodbath began amid (what else) a case of Beck's and a bottle of Basil Hayden. For those of you not familiar with the rules, we take turns reading off our top 100 Beck songs, and whenever a dispute arises over song placement, we settle it with a round of Super Smash Bros. that is approximately as long as the song in question, which we listen to during the fracas.
My List:
100. Flavor (John Spencer's song featuring Beck)
99. Earthquake Weather
98. Motherf*ker
97. Black Balloon
96. Whiskey-Faced Radioactive Blow-dryin' Lady (or something)
95. Ozzy
94. Special People
93. Diamond Bollocks (I know. I know. Shut up whatever suck it.)
92. Satan Was Way Cool
91. Scarecrow
90. Tough Fuckin' Shit
89. Sing It Again
88. Atmospheric Conditions
87. No Money No Honey
86. Whiskeyclone Hotel City 1997
85. Tasergun
84. Steve Threw Up
83. Bottle of Blues
82. Puttin' It Down
81. See Water
80. Forcefield
79. Rental Car
78. Tropicalia
77. Farewell Ride
76. Salt In The Wound
75. Clap Hands
74. Fume
73. Pink Noise (Rock Me Amadeus)
72. CHAIN REACTION
71. Mixed Bizness
70. Girl
69. Runners Dial Zero
68. He's A Mighty Good Leader
67. One Foot In The Grave
66. Bogusflow
65. SA-5
64. Burro
63. Que Onda Guero
62. Sexx Laws
61. Sunday Sun
60. Cancelled Check
59. Truckdrivin' Neighbors Downstairs
58. The Cut 1/2 Blues
57. Clock
56. Brother
55. Send A Message To Her
54. Emergency Exit
53. Fuckin' With My Head
52. Black Tambourine
51. Broken Train
50. Diskobox
49. Lord Only Knows
48. I Get Lonesome
47. Asshole
46. Thunderpeel
45. Pay No Mind
44. Blah Blah Blah Blah
43. Today Has Been A Fucked Up Day
42. Leave Me On The Moon
41. Lazy Flies
40. Paper Tiger
39. Oh Maria
38. Devil's Haircut
37. Jackass
36. Burnt Orange Peel
35. Hell Yes
34. Cyanide Breathmint
33. Baby (Static)
32. Halo of Gold
31. Deadweight
30. E-Pro
29. Hollywood Freaks
28. The Golden Age
27. Cold Brains
26. Sissyneck
25. High 5 (Rock the Catskills)
24. Beercan
23. Hollow Log
22. Heartland Feelings
21. Corvette Bummer
20. Feather In Your Cap
19. Arabian Nights
18. Go It Alone
17. Missing
16. Outcome
15. Satan Gave Me A Taco
14. Little Drum Machine Boy
13. Electric Music and the Summer People
12. Debra
11. Guess I'm Doing Fine
10. The New Pollution
9. Novacaine
8. Nobody's Fault But My Own
7. Cold Ass Fashion
6. Soul Suckin' Jerk
5. Hotwax
4. Nicotine & Gravy
3. Where It's At
2. Loser
1. MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
Cap'n's Log (List owner, song disputed, place, winners marked in bold):
Major Bludd - Corvette Bummer - 100 - Handicap vs. FOS
Zandar - E-Pro - 100 - Handicap vs. Zandar
FOS - Earthquake Weather - 99 - Handicap vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Sing It Again - 99 - Zandar vs. Major Bludd
Zandar - Chain Reaction - 98 - Handicap vs. Zandar
(After this point, we tweaked the handicap rules to be a bit less advantageous to the underdog)
Major Bludd - Truckdrivin' Neighbors Downstairs - 97 - Major Bludd vs. FOS
Zandar - Go It Alone - 97 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Major Bludd - Leave Me On The Moon - 96 - FOS vs. Major Bludd
FOS - Diamond Bollocks - 93 - Handicap vs. FOS
Zandar - High 5 (Rock the Catskills) - 93 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Major Bludd - Milk & Honey - 91 - Major Bludd vs. Zandar
Major Bludd - Oh Maria - 90 - Handicap vs. Major Bludd
Zandar - Beercan - 90 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar, defending the honor of Sing It Again (89 on FOS's list), is retroactively challenged by FOS to answer for his low placement of Truckdrivin' Neighbors Downstairs (88 on Zandar's list). This is resolved by a five-minute round during which both songs are played on repeat simultaneously. Results = glorious, and Zandar wins the match.
FOS - Whiskeyclone Hotel City 1997 - 86 - Handicap vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Midnite Vultures - 84 - Major Bludd vs. Zandar
FOS - Bottle of Blues - 83 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar - Broken Train - 82 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar - Fuckin' With My Head - 81 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Major Bludd - Sleeping Bag - 79 - Zandar vs. Major Bludd
FOS - Tropicalia - 78 - Handicap vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Heartland Feelings - 78 - Major Bludd vs. FOS
Zandar - Nitemare Hippie Girl - 80 - Zandar vs. Major Bludd vs. FOS
Zandar - Dead Melodies - 78 - Zandar vs. Major Bludd vs. FOS
FOS - Farewell Ride - 77 - FOS vs. Major Bludd
Major Bludd - Diskobox - 77 - Handicap vs. FOS
Zandar - We Live Again - 77 - Zandar vs. Major Bludd
Major Bludd - Cold Brains - 76 - Handicap vs. Major Bludd
Major Bludd - Brother - 69 - Major Bludd vs. Zandar vs. FOS
Zandar - Missing - 67 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar - New Pollution - 66 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar - Satan Gave Me A Taco - 64 - Zandar vs. FOS
Zandar - Cold Ass Fashion - 63 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar - Sissyneck - 60 - Zandar vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Electric Music and the Summer People - 59 - FOS vs. Major Bludd
Zandar - Lost Cause - 59 - Zandar vs. Major Bludd vs. FOS
FOS - Black Tambourine - 52 - Handicap vs. Major Bludd
FOS - Lord Only Knows - 49 - Handicap vs. FOS
FOS - Lazy Flies - 41 - Zandar vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Where It's At - 40 - Handicap vs. Major Bludd
FOS - Devil's Haircut - 38 - Handicap vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Hotwax - 38 - FOS vs. Major Bludd
FOS - Hell Yes - 35 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Zandar - MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack - 34 - Handicap vs. Zandar
Major Bludd - Soul Suckin' Jerk - 32 - Handicap vs. Major Bludd
FOS - Hollywood Freaks - 29 - Handicap vs. FOS
Zandar - Hotwax - 28 - Zandar vs. FOS
Major Bludd - Loser - 23 - Handicap vs. Major Bludd
The last battle of the evening happens as a result of Major Bludd challenging FOS's placement of Debra at #12. FOS retroactively challenges Major Bludd's placement of Nicotine and Gravy, which is around #17 or something like that. Zandar jumps into the fight on Major Bludd's side, and again, the match is played while both songs played simultaneously. The results are even better than the first mash-up and FOS wins the match.
And then, uh, heh heh. Dr. Mindbender picked me up and we went back to B-town to listen to the new Quadragency Dynamite demos and jam out some, which we did despite the efforts of ALL THE BUSES to stymie our designs. And THEN...
We were joined by Pythona, Storm Shadow, and some others for the Vengeance PPV. Once it finally got ordered, it was pretty decent. The best match, pound for pound, was Nitro-Benjamin-Carlito, but of course, for me, it was really just all building up to the last event. It was all I hoped it would be. Shawn Michaels looked pretty damn good for a guy rumored to be asking for a "lighter schedule". I sported a new D-Generation X tee and we got some custom green-n-black shots made. And now, one X for each crotch chop that occurred this weekend:
X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X
(Rough Approximation)
Metal-Head Retreat Weekend is approaching. Christ.
posted by Face of Spades at 9:15 AM
23 Comments:
Yea, I heard Carlito busted out the biscuit and struck up the band i.e. whipped out a new fancy moveset...I'm gonna try to look for that match online.
I'm very interested in reading all the disputes from the battle. Furthermore, I'm interested in seeing how much work time it occupies for you to type it all up.
Hmm...I can't be positive, but since we had so many half-chops, you may be off by like, 10 or so. Do the post PPV chops in the parking lot count? 'Cause you've also got about 30 there too...
That's a lot of X's.
(2 weeks tomorrow - i hope i can catch your voice mail, I've got a gift for you).
tell me you're skipping off work to see the Franco- Spanish war.
Zandar, I'd say it took me about an hour forty-five. Give or take. Work can suck it. [crotch chop]
As for you, Metal-Head:
1. Shut up for going to see Beck. AGAIN.
2. Hilarious voicemail. Where the hell was Glass Joe...
3. I did not take off from work but I did watch the entire game from the office. Needless to say, these are very dark days. Best case scenario from this point forward is France defeats Brazil, England defeats Portugal, and then England destroys France in an emotionally charged and historically significant match during which many beatings-down occur in and around the Munich stadium.
Alert the world that I am alive and well and living in sweaty filth with little outside world contact. My phone number is 237 524 95 11.
Chris
I will post once done. It will be different because I had that one screw up and I was supposed to have Baby relatively high on my list. So I don't know what the deal will be. It may look a bit different then what was used that night. For the most part, it should be the same.
Let's just hope so.
And I love this list. It's very Danno.
Today has been a fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkked up day...
(runs to downstairs, starts banging on things)
.. YES!
ANd he might as well have done that tonight, it was so fucking crazy. I wish I could've snuck my camcorder in, because a simple sound recorder would not do it justice.
Yeah, really, I mean, he tackled a drum kit in a bear suit? He really should have done THBAFUD.
Great voicemail. I actually figured out what song it was after the first 20 seconds.
Retreakend, motherf*ck.
Well well well!!!
We might have an appearance on Saturday night, the main and true festival-all-included night of retreakend, by one Christopher D. Curry.
LET THE MOTHERFUCKING GAMES BEGIN!!!!!!
By the way, if you are indeed going to be off work on that Thursday and Friday from E6 to Retreakend, we should definetly go pay him a visit. Let me know if you're still doing that, because I heard that was originally the plan by the Doctor for you two but he says he can't now.
Oh yeah, and I left my rum at the 540. I hope someone has given it a good home.
Oh, and last night I ate a black mambo my family killed in the garden.
Au Francais!!!
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
Seriosuly, what happened after the first round? They looked dead. Your little brotehr Portugal better step up.
Y'know, it's true, Brazil hasn't looked invincible like they have the last twenty years or so (although Ronaldinho is still one of the best players I've seen in a long time). In a way, I'm glad they lost, and in humiliating repeat fashion, to the Frogs.
Yet my bitterness for those guys hasn't diminished, and in fact, I also turned somewhat anti-Portugal after the England game. That Cristiano Ronaldo kid needs to be put down in a frenzy of stabbing (FRENZY OF STABBING!). I've heard that Manchester United, the club he currently plays for, is cancelling his contract after his antics in that match. Nor have I forgotten Figo's betrayal of Barcelona.
Zandar, I'm giving your number to Inappropriate Pete. We're going to try and run up a massive phone bill to Cameroon (or Cambodia, if you ask Brendan Kara) on the Fegley's dime.
...And you ate a WHOLE BLACK MAMBA? Dude, that is huge. You can probably get into the Guinness Book for eating one of http://crimsonguard.tripod.com/mamba.html
I'm gonna guess you meant Zartan and not Zandar. I seldom assosciate with Petes; let alone inappropriate ones.
Oh dear. How embarrassing.
Yes, I was directing that comment to the wrong Dreadnok.
Don't know if you noticed, but I finally posted the Beck list. It's not the same exact one, but tis close enough.
Papa loves mambo...mama loves mambo
Great White has a following in the West Coast, I guess. There's enoguh crazy people to make it happen.
ANd as far as La Copa Mundial goes, I'm sure you'll agree with this sentiment....
(Homer sees Hank Scorpio in his death lair)
Hank Scorpio: Say, Homer, which country do you hate more: France or Italy?
Homer: Umm... France.
Hank Scorpio: Heh heh heh. No one ever says Italy.
It's true!!
Is it ever!
Although I do have to give out a grudging commendation to the French and their sports media, just this once, for spewing nonstop all week about the injustice laid upon England by Cristiano Ronaldo and the Portuginhos.
As it stands, I'm a bit yawny about the Cup final, but I'll be pulling for Italy in a rather lackluster fashion. They hardly need another cup victory, but the French need it even less. Viva Las Azzurri.
For some reason, Cameroonians don't like France that much. I think it's either the language thing (The Anglos perfected French; West Africa destroyed it) or colonization.
Hey man. I just got another huge Comstock Load in my pants of Beck songs I have yet to hear! GAH! I will burn you a disc.
...Or it could be any of the other myriad reasons the French are annoying. Just cos African peoples eat snakes (on planes), doesn't mean that they can't be pissed about small food portions, Xenorudeness, stubborn clinging to outdated De Guallist thinking, gaseous policy positions, and Camembert (most annoying cheese ever!) Hope the 4th of July bash went well. I probably kicked in more money to prepare for that party than any other one I've ever thrown/attended. Oh wait, except for the Ice House Rave.
I'm on it, Major Bludd, getting ready to repeal the Comstock Law. LODE! LODE! LODE! CHODE! CHODE! CHODE! CHODE! CHODE! CHODE!
so what does it feel like to look in the mirror each morning and see god?
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