Well it looks...like the battle's finally over.

9:39 AM

But the wounds remain and they all hurt like bitches. This will happen when I use certain muscles only once a year and pull crazy stunts like that diving tackle that missed and bent my body in nasty ways. But the Turkey Bowl was good fun, Destro head-butted a couple of O-linemen and Dr. Mindbender called some quality audibles. G.I. Joe's end-arounds and flea-flickers confounded us at first, but we quickly neutralized them and laid down some smack with some B.S. of our own, but mostly brute force and battering rams. Like we do. Anyways it ended in a tie, 49-49. So we retreat into the darkness to lick our wounds and plan the next attack, when certainly we will emerge victorious. Cobraaaaaaaaaaaaa!