Enter the Terrordrome

How do you drive this thing?

Oh well. Maybe something will break later. If not, I will go to livejournal, where it's much easier to stalk and be stalked and you get a great deal more illustrative freedom. The current project is to get a big Cobra logo permanently stuck to the top of the page. Like this one.

Of course, I have this [] much experience with HTML and all that other BS that I missed out on by jumping on the blog train so late. So any help would be appreciated.